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Friday, September 30, 2005

Heretical?? Southern Baptists? Noooo... Never...

Because, you know, when *I* read the gospel, I *totally* can see Jesus Christ saying something like:

this unholy lot of HELLBOUND homosexual non-KJV reading liberal wussies it is clearly within our discretion to allow them to wallow in their sin as well as of course their imminent eternal damnation so bring it on bad boys and show Papa Satan what obedient little stewards of evil you all are.

16 "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works and glorify your Father in heaven.

1 . . . if any of them do not believe God's word, your conduct will win them over to believe. . . .

1 PETER 2:12 TEV
12 Your conduct among the heathen should be so good that . . . they will have to recognize your good deeds and so praise God . . . .

1 PETER 2:15 TEV
15 For God wants you to silence the ignorant talk of foolish people by the good things you do.

18 Instruct them to do as many good deeds as they can and to help everyone. Remind the rich to be generous and share what they have.

1 JOHN 3:14 TEV
14 We know that we have left death and come over into life; we know it because we love others. Those who do not love are still under the power of death.

1 JOHN 3:18 TEV
18 My children, our love should not be just words and talk; it must be true love, which shows itself in action.

1 JOHN 4:7 TEV
7 Dear friends, let us love one another, because love comes from God. Whoever loves is a child of God and knows God.

See the resemblance? See it yet?

(thanks, Mom! thanks, Believers!)


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