Dating advice from Simon

film guy: So, what's up?
aloofi: ...
film guy: Yeah, uh, so I'm making this film...
aloofi: oh *that*s interesting.
film guy: Uh... yes, well I'm sure you'd be impressed...
aloofi: Ha.
film guy: There's something about your aloofness...
aloofi: ...
film guy: It makes me want to call you all the time...
aloofi: ...
film guy: Also, your silence makes me develop elaborate theories about
your inner mind, in a kind of "projection" effect where I believe you to
be far more interesting than would a disinterested observer.
aloofi: Are you done? I have to go.
film guy: Don't go, Aloof Guldi! Never leave me!


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