(Re:The Truth For Youth's campaign to send Christian comic books to the evacuees of Katrina)
Just make sure to spread the word, kids. Not only is Mr. Christ *not* present in the earnest expression of love between two believers, but by participating in acts related to that love, you will send your beloved to hell and both suffer within this lifetime from Mr. God's special punishment of AIDS!
Just remember, kids, Mr. God is mean and wants to fuck you up for desiring affection and beauty. He will smite you and set your teeth on edge unless you play football hard and toe the party line. Just like your paster, your parents, the president, and Pat Robertson!
(Read something more humane about what God requires of you, by the ever-lovely Chuck Currie, UCC seminarian)